Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"I’ve got a fuckin data logger on my head"
"I know lmao"
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who